Ladies and gentlemen, the BBC have decided to draw back their veil of secrecy and announce to the listeners a merry Christmas and custard.
(sings) Jingle bells, jingle bells ...
WHOOSH, JELLY SPLOSH.
Ah ooowl. Who threw that second hand Christmas pudding at me eye.
Quick Jock Snagge (???), tie his teeth behind his back before he can eat it.
From A Christmas Carol
Series 10, Episode 1
merry Christmas and custard!!