Well, I've been giving it some serious thought, and I've finally decided what I'll be doing for Christmas. Yup! You guessed it! I'm walking backwards for Christmas! And guess what course I'll be plotting. That's right! Across the Irish Sea. You see, I've actually tried walking sideways, and, in fact, walking to the front, but people always seem to just laugh and say, "It's a publicity stunt!" So, I suppose I'll just walk backwards for Christmas in order to prove that I really do, indeed, love YOU!
Cheers ... and pudding!